Al Gore Finds Source of Global Warming

I've been pretty hard on Al Gore on these pages, but I knew if he worked at it long enough, he'd find the source of all this global warming climate change. Last week on The Tonight Show, he revealed his latest finding:

People think about geothermal energy—when they think about it at all—in terms of the hot water bubbling up in some places. But two kilometers or so down in most places there are these incredibly hot rocks, 'cause the interior of the earth is extremely hot, several million degrees, and the crust of the earth is hot.

Good grief! No wonder polar bears are being orphaned on ice floes! We've got 300 suns sitting just below the surface.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009 (1) (tags↓)
AlGore, globalwarming

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