How to Get Thrashed by a Law Student

1. Break into a law student's house. If it's warm out, there will likely be an open window you can climb in.

2. Wake law student and threaten violence. The student will be alarmed and scared, especially if you wield a weapon (such as baseball bat). This will increase the likelihood of compliance with your demands.

3. Demand high-value items, like guitars and electronics. These are portable, and easy to turn into cash. The scared student is also unlikely to refuse to relinquish something easy to replace.

4. Demand laptop. The law student will refuse, noting that all their case notes are on the laptop.

5. Reiterate threat of violence. At this point, the student will smash your face.

6. Go to hospital. You will need stitches.

7. Go to jail. Enjoy.

(Tutorial courtesy of Arizona State University student Alex Botsiosan.)

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 (0) (tags↓)
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